Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.
The bride surprises her groom, with a song that reminds her of the first time they met. SHOOP by Salt-n-Pepa!
If ever someone epitomized the word "keeper," it's a bride who can spit old school rhymes while looking fabulous in a skirt.
People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.
You never know, maybe they have a really really bad side. I can see it creeping out now.