No one likes to cut a rug with the handsome young'uns more than Gram!
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.
In some ways I feel like nailing the choreography to a really elaborate number like this would be more stressful than the whole "getting married" thing.
After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.
People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.