No one likes to cut a rug with the handsome young'uns more than Gram!
Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
In some ways I feel like nailing the choreography to a really elaborate number like this would be more stressful than the whole "getting married" thing.
After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
You never know, maybe they have a really really bad side. I can see it creeping out now.
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.