How far into this did you get before you started crying? I made it about 30 seconds. sniff
Remember, take advantage of your talented friends.
No one likes to cut a rug with the handsome young'uns more than Gram!
After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.
Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
You never know, maybe they have a really really bad side. I can see it creeping out now.