You never know, maybe they have a really really bad side. I can see it creeping out now.
Zelda says: "My now-husband and I wanted to bring high energy to our reception, so we kicked off the dancing with a choreographed piece filled with inside jokes, dance references, and a tribute to a great dancer on youtube."
Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.