Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.
No one likes to cut a rug with the handsome young'uns more than Gram!
Zelda says: "My now-husband and I wanted to bring high energy to our reception, so we kicked off the dancing with a choreographed piece filled with inside jokes, dance references, and a tribute to a great dancer on youtube."
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.