Lord of the Dance

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People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

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Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken
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Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.

The End of the Party

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World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.

All the Dances

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In some ways I feel like nailing the choreography to a really elaborate number like this would be more stressful than the whole "getting married" thing.

Get the Job Done

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Get the Job Done
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After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!

My Big Fat Greek Gas Station Wedding

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My Big Fat Greek Gas Station Wedding
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Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.