People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.
Holiday parties are lame. Baby showers are boring. Even when a reception is bad, it's still a FREAKING WEDDING. And that's my kind of party.
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.
In some ways I feel like nailing the choreography to a really elaborate number like this would be more stressful than the whole "getting married" thing.
After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.
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