Hold on tight, sweetie!
The photographer kept telling me to be "sassy". I had no idea how to do that so my groom decided to show me his interpretation.
Apparently "sassy" means do a jazz slide à la Fred Astaire. I like a man who can dance!
Obviously we know who is REALLY important at this wedding.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
Aren't you supposed to do that to other people in photos?