The photographer kept telling me to be "sassy". I had no idea how to do that so my groom decided to show me his interpretation.
Apparently "sassy" means do a jazz slide à la Fred Astaire. I like a man who can dance!
Is this a football themed wedding? Where's the helmet-shaped cake?
Aren't you supposed to do that to other people in photos?
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!