Well, to be fair so are the rest of these post-wedding revelers. Especially our helpful narrator-cameraman who points out, YOU FELL IN THE POOL. Because, you know, she might not have realized that herself.

Just what he needed, I'm sure.

My husband and I wanted cake toppers that were more personal than just plastic people and this is what I came up with since pool has been a favorite pastime since our first date!

Sorry, can't resist a Kill Bill reference.

Will this marriage last? shake shake Hold on, the die is stuck on its side. shakes furiously All signs point to yes!

Aquarians, figures.

Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.

Gearing up for the London Olympics a little early, huh?