My uncle had been driving back from the petraro war that happens every year in may. He didn't have enough time to change. So da-da-da-daaaa! Uncle pirate
We are the ones who had the pirate comic book invitation from a couple months back. This is right after we got married, while we were taking all the group photos. For some reason we decided it would be an awesome photo if my sister (one of the bridesmaids) pointed a gun at my husband while he and I kissed.