Hope that buffet caprese salad was worth ruining the moment!
The photographer kept telling me to be "sassy". I had no idea how to do that so my groom decided to show me his interpretation.
Apparently "sassy" means do a jazz slide à la Fred Astaire. I like a man who can dance!
Alyssa says: "This is from my wedding in January. The photographer said 'Ok, boys jump in' when we were done taking the photos of just the girls, and they took her literally."
"You there, Pont Alexandre III! Please work with me here! Just because you're a famous bridge doesn't mean you can just half-ass it and expect these photos to come out good!" Ugh, Paris.