Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.
I'm going to play the optimist here and say, "good on Dad for finally losing some weight!"
Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
Not really a fan of videos in which people get hurt and we're supposed to laugh. But since I don't dictate all things humorous in this world (yet), here ya go!
(Yes, that title is me singing along to the song in the background.)
See? This is the kind of lady you want to be marrying. One that's willing to make communion even more of a community affair. Share and share alive!
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."