Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.

You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.

Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.

Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.

This photo seems normal enough, untill you look at the writing overhead. the writing on the wall seems to reflect The grooms face.

This is why we wear sensible underthings at our weddings. You never know what might happen.