Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Two Possible Scenarios

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Scenario 1: He dropped the cake. Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.

I prefer the second one.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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(Yes, that title is me singing along to the song in the background.)

See? This is the kind of lady you want to be marrying. One that's willing to make communion even more of a community affair. Share and share alive!

Former Rockette

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Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.

The Problem With Vintage

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The problem with vintage cars is that sometimes at very clutch moments you realize why we don't drive cars like these anymore...

Seven Stories of Wayward Wedding Rings

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For something that's supposed to be a symbol of marital commitment, a ring is a surprisingly easy thing to lose! Check out seven tales of lost and found wedding bands conveniently compiled for us here!

Calm Yourself, Man

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Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.