You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
Well, to be fair so are the rest of these post-wedding revelers. Especially our helpful narrator-cameraman who points out, YOU FELL IN THE POOL. Because, you know, she might not have realized that herself.
This photo seems normal enough, untill you look at the writing overhead. the writing on the wall seems to reflect The grooms face.
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
I'm going to play the optimist here and say, "good on Dad for finally losing some weight!"
Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.