You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Wait a minute guys, we need him for this wedding. He's the groom...
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.
Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.