Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.
For something that's supposed to be a symbol of marital commitment, a ring is a surprisingly easy thing to lose! Check out seven tales of lost and found wedding bands conveniently compiled for us here!
I'm going to play the optimist here and say, "good on Dad for finally losing some weight!"
(Yes, that title is me singing along to the song in the background.)
See? This is the kind of lady you want to be marrying. One that's willing to make communion even more of a community affair. Share and share alive!
Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.
Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!
There's always one guy like Brad at every wedding.