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Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.

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You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

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Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.

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Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.

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