Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!
This is why we wear sensible underthings at our weddings. You never know what might happen.
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.
Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.
This took me forever to figure out what the hell was going on. Have you figured it out?