Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Seven Stories of Wayward Wedding Rings

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Seven Stories of Wayward Wedding Rings
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For something that's supposed to be a symbol of marital commitment, a ring is a surprisingly easy thing to lose! Check out seven tales of lost and found wedding bands conveniently compiled for us here!

Calm Yourself, Man

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Calm Yourself, Man
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Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.

You See...

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You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.

Oh Mom, You Are Drunk

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Well, to be fair so are the rest of these post-wedding revelers. Especially our helpful narrator-cameraman who points out, YOU FELL IN THE POOL. Because, you know, she might not have realized that herself.

Kevin, Play the Last Song!

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Mali says: "At the end of our lovely, but long, ceremony in the College Chapel, Trinity College Dublin, my new husband and I were very ready to go get a drink, all we had to do was wait for Kevin the organist to play the last song. We had already been standing at the top of the steps for a fair few minutes when the video begins, and everyone was aware that something had gone wrong."

Oops! Good thing Kevin got the message in the end!