No, no I don't believe she will appreciate the sentiment.
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.
Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
For something that's supposed to be a symbol of marital commitment, a ring is a surprisingly easy thing to lose! Check out seven tales of lost and found wedding bands conveniently compiled for us here!