Party in the Back

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Party in the Back
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Ladies, let's stick up for each other here.

Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

The Flower Girl Conspiracy

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Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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(Yes, that title is me singing along to the song in the background.)

See? This is the kind of lady you want to be marrying. One that's willing to make communion even more of a community affair. Share and share alive!