Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Reality Rolls In

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beach,bride,funny wedding photos,grom,oops
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Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.

Kevin, Play the Last Song!

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Mali says: "At the end of our lovely, but long, ceremony in the College Chapel, Trinity College Dublin, my new husband and I were very ready to go get a drink, all we had to do was wait for Kevin the organist to play the last song. We had already been standing at the top of the steps for a fair few minutes when the video begins, and everyone was aware that something had gone wrong."

Oops! Good thing Kevin got the message in the end!

Advanced Dance Technique

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Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.

Bride Slided

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Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."

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