WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
Awww how cu--OH GOD GET OUT OF THE TANK!
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?