You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.