Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.