Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?

Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."

Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.

We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!

I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!

You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...