Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Awww how cu--OH GOD GET OUT OF THE TANK!
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.