Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...