You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.
Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!