One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...