Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!