Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.