For All My Job-Seekers

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For All My Job-Seekers
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Remember gals, your life isn't about what you like to do or what you are good at. It's about positioning yourself to meet as many men as possible and pretending to be interested in their boring hobbies. #1940slogic

Marriage-a-thon

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People say a successful marriage is hard, but I'm gonna be unpopular here and say that finishing the New York City Marathon is harder. I mean, how many lazy people are married? Tons!

Different Ways of Looking at It

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Different Ways of Looking at It
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Video game analogies for those of you born in 1980+.

Wedding of Cat and Cat

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Wedding of Cat and Cat
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Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.