Tom knew he was bad at public speaking, so he wrote a song instead! Super adorable. And amazing. Wow.
Remember gals, your life isn't about what you like to do or what you are good at. It's about positioning yourself to meet as many men as possible and pretending to be interested in their boring hobbies. #1940slogic
Quit playing games with my heart. Unless it's Scrabble.
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
Sounds about... wait what? No way.
Ai've been to so many weddings ober da years...