People say a successful marriage is hard, but I'm gonna be unpopular here and say that finishing the New York City Marathon is harder. I mean, how many lazy people are married? Tons!
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
Video game analogies for those of you born in 1980+.
Ai've been to so many weddings ober da years...
Tom knew he was bad at public speaking, so he wrote a song instead! Super adorable. And amazing. Wow.