A Couple of Blockheads Get Married

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A Couple of Blockheads Get Married
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Not trying to be rude, just trying to be literal.

Your Chariot Awaits

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Your Chariot Awaits
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Hmm, well the ride's here but I don't see any stairs so I'm not sure how you'll get down. Come to think of it, not sure how you got up there in the first place either.