I'll love you forever and always... as long as you promise to never be under my bare feet. Because stepping on Legos is undeniably the most painful experience I've ever known.
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.
Not trying to be rude, just trying to be literal.
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