Not trying to be rude, just trying to be literal.
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.
I'll love you forever and always... as long as you promise to never be under my bare feet. Because stepping on Legos is undeniably the most painful experience I've ever known.
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