Not trying to be rude, just trying to be literal.
Hmm, well the ride's here but I don't see any stairs so I'm not sure how you'll get down. Come to think of it, not sure how you got up there in the first place either.
I'll love you forever and always... as long as you promise to never be under my bare feet. Because stepping on Legos is undeniably the most painful experience I've ever known.
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
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