Well at least one person isn't only here for the champagne variety.
That's not just an "I'm bored" yawn, that's a "get me out of here right now" one. I foresee crying within an hour.
** says: "Not sure what is happening here. Did the wedding party get turned into kiddies by an evil but unseen witch who they must now defeat?"
Excitement may cause temporary weightlessness.
There is a low-flying children advisory in effect for this reception.
The bride's nephew and ringbearer had been getting kissed on the cheek shortly before this.