Well, I know where I'm planting myself for the rest of the reception. MOAR GRAHAM CRACKERS, JEEVES!
Here, have one of these chocolate feels.
Develop those neck muscles, girl.
Enough shades of light to flatter every skin tone and ensure that your guests all look incredible.
Real flowers die, twine and felt is forever!
Bacon buttercream frosting and embedded LED lights? How could a marriage based on such lasting tenets ever fail?
Can... can I eat it?