Bacon buttercream frosting and embedded LED lights? How could a marriage based on such lasting tenets ever fail?
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
I sort of really just want to touch the white skirt. SO FUZZY.
I cannot be blamed for sticking my finger in this cake. The textures were too much for me.
Quite a ripe toma-tah if I ever saw one. #1950sslang