Develop those neck muscles, girl.
Enough shades of light to flatter every skin tone and ensure that your guests all look incredible.
Bacon buttercream frosting and embedded LED lights? How could a marriage based on such lasting tenets ever fail?
Here, have one of these chocolate feels.
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
I cannot be blamed for sticking my finger in this cake. The textures were too much for me.