The calm before the splash.
I cannot be blamed for sticking my finger in this cake. The textures were too much for me.
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
Well, I know where I'm planting myself for the rest of the reception. MOAR GRAHAM CRACKERS, JEEVES!
It's a shame we don't get to eat the cake, considering that dude is sleeping on it.
Professional Object of Geek Desire and sometimes-actress Natalie Portman married fiance and father of her child Benjamin Millepied last Saturday. Whaddya think about those sleeves on her dress? Bohemian chic or too big?