Can... can I eat it?
Quite a ripe toma-tah if I ever saw one. #1950sslang
Well, I know where I'm planting myself for the rest of the reception. MOAR GRAHAM CRACKERS, JEEVES!
Develop those neck muscles, girl.
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
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