Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Hurts on water, hurts even more on cement.
Men only jump that high for two reasons: basketball rebounds and ladies' undergarments.
Proof that it takes a lot of talent and time to pull off a group jump shot.
See, when you take photos like this you inevitably end up the butt of a joke on Wedinator. (And we thank you for that.)