Sure bros, you jump around all you like. I'll just be here on the ground looking like a badass.
"Take that, bed! You said we'd never last!"
Now come on, gents, these ladies got all dolled up for you, don't spoil it.
See, when you take photos like this you inevitably end up the butt of a joke on Wedinator. (And we thank you for that.)
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.