Men only jump that high for two reasons: basketball rebounds and ladies' undergarments.
Alyssa says: "This is from my wedding in January. The photographer said 'Ok, boys jump in' when we were done taking the photos of just the girls, and they took her literally."
"Take that, bed! You said we'd never last!"
Who says you can't be a frog AND a prince at the same time?
Hurts on water, hurts even more on cement.