Thank me later, ladies.
Sure bros, you jump around all you like. I'll just be here on the ground looking like a badass.
It takes real faith in the strength of your relationship to jump out of a plane together right off the bat.
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Hurts on water, hurts even more on cement.
I wonder if they paid them all five bucks to do that. Ha! Joke's on them, I would've done it for free.