Is this the first mustached matroyshka you've ever seen? Because it's my first!
Incredibly suspending both you and your betrothed with one arm? That's the power of love.
Wait, what's the winning number? How do I know if I won?! OH DEAR GOD SOMEBODY TELL ME!
There's nothing more dramatic than watching men try not to cry. I hope they at least rappel in.
Sabrina says: "Save The Date for our upcoming nuptials. Truth is always the best policy."