There's making it official and then there's making it FBI-background-check-cleared official.
There's nothing more dramatic than watching men try not to cry. I hope they at least rappel in.
Wait, what's the winning number? How do I know if I won?! OH DEAR GOD SOMEBODY TELL ME!
It takes special folks to survive the robot apocalypse.
Also light sabers, a pony wearing the Hunger Games mockingjay emblem, and a sweet brown hoodie doesn't hurt either!