Is this the first mustached matroyshka you've ever seen? Because it's my first!
Wait, what's the winning number? How do I know if I won?! OH DEAR GOD SOMEBODY TELL ME!
There's making it official and then there's making it FBI-background-check-cleared official.
There's nothing more dramatic than watching men try not to cry. I hope they at least rappel in.
Raptor wants to share in the joy too. Either that or eat you.