Is this the first mustached matroyshka you've ever seen? Because it's my first!

It takes special folks to survive the robot apocalypse.

Also light sabers, a pony wearing the Hunger Games mockingjay emblem, and a sweet brown hoodie doesn't hurt either!

Incredibly suspending both you and your betrothed with one arm? That's the power of love.

Raptor wants to share in the joy too. Either that or eat you.

Wait, what's the winning number? How do I know if I won?! OH DEAR GOD SOMEBODY TELL ME!

There's making it official and then there's making it FBI-background-check-cleared official.