There's making it official and then there's making it FBI-background-check-cleared official.
Is this the first mustached matroyshka you've ever seen? Because it's my first!
Wait, what's the winning number? How do I know if I won?! OH DEAR GOD SOMEBODY TELL ME!
There's nothing more dramatic than watching men try not to cry. I hope they at least rappel in.
Incredibly suspending both you and your betrothed with one arm? That's the power of love.