Somebody went out and got a new carving kit and put it to good use!
You guys don't want to get your clothes all dirty do you? Oh, never mind.
Submitter swears this was a real Halloween wedding, where everyone -- from the guests to the priest -- dressed up.
Donna says: "My husband is a big Green Lantern fan, so I had the cake topper made for our August wedding. For Halloween we decided to go a party dressed as our cake topper!"
Their love will keep them safe, don't worry.