Please Never Procreate

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These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!

I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.

Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo

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My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!

Not Ashamed to Admit

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I'll do almost anything for a Ringpop. Long live the 90s!

Look Closely

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Raptor wants to share in the joy too. Either that or eat you.