My fiancé and I decided to get other small, silly, surprise gifts for our rehearsal dinner. When we opened our gifts, I couldn't believe it! We had both bought each other identical Sonic Screwdriver pens! Of course we used them to sign the marriage license!
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.