Dedicated to the greatest onscreen marriage ceremony of all time.
Steampunk people, you can't have it both ways! It's either the charm of the old world or the convenience of modern technology. CHOOSE.
So you're about to be a husband/wife/father/mother. You know what's a great idea? Getting drunk and playing with firearms!
My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.