I met my fiancée at a bus stop, then proposed to her five years later in the same place. This was our wedding invitation, originally in Flash so people could RSVP through it.
I keep hitting their "Like" button and nothing's happening! Well, besides the fact that my monitor's all discolored in that spot now.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
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