This is one game of scrabble that won't end with me flipping the board and storming off because SOMEBODY THINKS LATIN WORDS COUNT WHEN THE RULES CLEARLY STATE "NO FOREIGN WORDS."
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.