Cooties

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Cooties
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My youngest always made a face and said ewww whenever he saw us kissing. I had to play on that for our wedding pictures so the photographer told my boys to make faces while we stood behind them and kissed.

Ladies, Cast Off Your Rings in Disgust

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Ladies, Cast Off Your Rings in Disgust
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Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.

Stormtrooper and Troopette

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Stormtrooper and Troopette
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Guys, guys, I wouldn't sit there if I were you. I heard that thing has some major weak spots and we're in the middle of suppressing a rebellion here...

You Dapper Pug, You.

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You Dapper Pug, You.
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Obviously we know who is REALLY important at this wedding.