Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
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Press 2 for "Just a Mess."
Let's see, Doctor Who, RPG dice, cats, Stargate... what this could really use is a Star Trek reference, 'cause this cake can't take anymore, Cap'n!! #Scotty
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My brother and his wife met doing Revolutionary War Reenacting. After they had their real wedding they did a reenactment wedding for all their reenacting friends.