She found Mr. Purrfect. :/
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
Guys, guys, I wouldn't sit there if I were you. I heard that thing has some major weak spots and we're in the middle of suppressing a rebellion here...
Press 1 for "Hot Mess."
Press 2 for "Just a Mess."
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
Sure the captain can marry you on this ship, but you're gonna want the reception to be somewhere else. I've seen that cockpit and there's barely enough room for three humans and a wookie. May I suggest Tatooine? Plenty of room there.