Cooties

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Cooties
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My youngest always made a face and said ewww whenever he saw us kissing. I had to play on that for our wedding pictures so the photographer told my boys to make faces while we stood behind them and kissed.

Press it Again

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Press it Again
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I keep hitting their "Like" button and nothing's happening! Well, besides the fact that my monitor's all discolored in that spot now.

Please Never Procreate

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Please Never Procreate
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These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!

I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.

Lip-Dub Lub: The Rebuttal

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Improv group The Second City made this great parody of the now-famous lip-dub proposal!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Split

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Split
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.

Check out ROFLrazzi's coverage of this totally inevitable happening!