Here's a little-known rule from the Blogger's Drinking Game. Every time you make a Biblical reference about something completely nonreligious, instead of taking a shot you have to push your chair back from your desk and think long and hard about what you've just done.
These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!
I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.