Please Never Procreate

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These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!

I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.

Tornado Vows

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These vows brought to you by country music and Jerry Bruckheimer.

Solo no More

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Sure the captain can marry you on this ship, but you're gonna want the reception to be somewhere else. I've seen that cockpit and there's barely enough room for three humans and a wookie. May I suggest Tatooine? Plenty of room there.

Always Tres Sweet!

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bridal couture,cookies,funny wedding photos,Hall of Fame,wedding dresses
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Kate Middleton might have brought back sleeves on wedding dresses but trust me, sugar never left.

Wedding Party of Darkness

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At a mideval style wedding, there was an Army of Darkness style windmill.