Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
Darwin and Nintendo approve.
Yeah, I guess "jewel bouquet" sounds a but more romantic and fitting to the occasion.
Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.
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