Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
My fiance proposed to me with the Half-Blood Prince, in our town's library. It's perfect for me, since Harry Potter is my favorite book series, and whenever we have a few free hours we find ourselves down at the library like the nerds we are. He told me he couldn't take 100% credit for the idea, as he got it from this website! So I wanted to thank the original submitter for inspiring such a wonderful proposal :)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.