I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
Uh, no pressure or anything...
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These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
Locked and loaded. Let's roll on that buffet line!
Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!
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