No Witnesses

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No Witnesses
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These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

Posse Up!

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Posse Up!
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Locked and loaded. Let's roll on that buffet line!

Best to Be Brepared

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Best to Be Brepared
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"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do."

Shotgun Wedding

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Shotgun Wedding
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I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

Double-Shotgun Wedding

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Double-Shotgun Wedding
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Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/