No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!
I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do."
These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.
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