Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!
"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do."
I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.