No Witnesses

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No Witnesses
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These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

Parental Caution: Explicit Lyrics

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When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?

Shotgun Wedding

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Shotgun Wedding
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I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

Words Fail Me

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Words Fail Me
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I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.