Words Fail Me

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funny wedding photos,grom,Groomsmen,guns,shotgun
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I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.

No Witnesses

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bridesmaids,funny wedding photos,guns,KISS
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These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

Parental Caution: Explicit Lyrics

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When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?

Double-Shotgun Wedding

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bride,father of the bride,funny wedding photos,guns,shotguns
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Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/

The Groom Wore White

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africa,bride,cinema,funny wedding photos,guns,johnny mad dog,men,movies
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Honestly, I would not have gone with a strapless gown if I were him.

Actually this is a still from Johnny Mad Dog, a film about child soldiers in Africa by Jean-Stephane Sauvaire. Some pretty dark subject matter, but the picture is a bit funny out of context.