Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!
Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/
Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
Uh, no pressure or anything...
Thanks Art of Trolling!