He was just trying to excuse himself gracefully through the trap door below because he doesn't really love or support them.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Ugh, Barry, always the attention hog.
This groomsmen took inspiration from The Lonely Island's infamous I'm On a Boat SNL Digital Short. Honestly, this video kind of disproves the theory that anybody can sound good when auto-tuned.
Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!