Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!
This groomsmen took inspiration from The Lonely Island's infamous I'm On a Boat SNL Digital Short. Honestly, this video kind of disproves the theory that anybody can sound good when auto-tuned.
He was just trying to excuse himself gracefully through the trap door below because he doesn't really love or support them.