As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.
"I made this for lego-freak-friends as a wedding present. It took me about 45 hours of sewing...."
The flower girl was misbehaving so badly at my dear friend's wedding and her little cousin Joey didn't like it one bit!
The tackiest of the tack. SpecTACKular.