He's on the phone! She's trying to walk away but he's stepping on her dress! They're on a boat! Oh boy, convoluted twee!
"my fantasy wedding: i was a viking princess, i was married to a pirate by a crusader knight."
Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.
... They have to wear comically oversized shades! Or else I'm just really out of touch and these are what all the kids are wearing to Bonaroo.