Because we met doing stage combat, we decided to have our first "fight" before our first dance. Couldn't have it any other way.
It has no place in Victorian society! But history be damned!
Heck yes our cows are fancier than yours. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?
He was just trying to excuse himself gracefully through the trap door below because he doesn't really love or support them.
Who wouldn't want to get married in Puerto Rico, the Isle of Enchantment?